things that went wrong:
1. i didn't have the write undergarments for my dress
2. too much makeup on my face
3. makeup lady all of a sudden not doing tania and amanda's makeup and hair
4. makeup lady charging $40 (in reality, she's doing it free for all of us)
5. we started getting ready really late
6. I drove my own car to Sears to buy the undergarments for the dress, but someone steals the car when i leave it in the parking lot
7. I see this indian guy in one of those tikki indian vehicles and he says he knows who stole my car but won't tell me. This occurs 30 minutes before the ceremony.
8. So i did the most logical thing and jumped on him and started scratching his face and trying to gouge his eyes a la 28 Weeks Later while screaming "TELL ME WHERE MY CAR IS!!!!!!!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 30 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!"
9. I show up at the ceremony 30 minutes late.
On the bright side, when the real day comes, I doubt it will be as bad as the nightmare.
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